What Brings the People to ME!
What is it about my little blog that brings forth the masses…okay how about the few and the proud? The few and the bored? Give me something people. I know some of you are reading because I, being the tech whiz that I am, okay being married to a uber techie, have a tracker. A long time ago Burbanmom wrote about some of the funny things she found in her tracking and I, seriously having no original thought of my own for today, decided to steal the concept and look through my own list and pick my “award winning” fave five. (Give me a break…my husband is out of town for the week and I’m lucky if I get time to pee and brush my teeth in the same day. Choices…choices. Being the classy lady of mystery that I am….I shall leave you hanging as to which area got the attention it deserved.)
Bitch seems to be the most popular. When people are looking for bitch they just seem to find me. I should be more reflective on that…but one can’t read too much into their search trackings, now can they? So shut up and read the next friken line.
I’ve Got Worms comes up a lot…but I don’t think people are searching for composting advice. (My worms are totally out of control, by the way…more on that next week.)
Teen Jean Snack…what the F***? Who the hell is reading this blog?
Gerbil’s Butt…Maybe I don’t want to know.
And the award goes to……………..
Mold in My BOX Come clean…which one of you fine ladies was brought to my blog through this one? We won’t judge… much. (Although search topic number one serves as its own disclaimer.)







Yeah. When you sum it all up like that, it really makes you wonder if you should just change the focus of your blog!
Shall I take that as a confession as to the Moldy Box contributer? I tried to link directly to your original post…but couldn’t track it down. I actually found some REALLY dirty ones…but just couldn’t post them. Some involved gerbils….and worms.
As lover of offensive jokes I would like the “REALLY dirty ones”, please.
Uh, I don’t know how I got here the first time. I guess I followed someone else. How’s that for pathetic.
Okay Beany…just got a good one over the weekend you will appreciate. Watching You Poop. (That was a search…not my current activity…just for the record.)
Verde…I think that is how I find the blogs I most enjoy. Pathetic? No. Not unless the one you were following was trying to Watch Me Poop.
Ew. I should have clarified. When I meant dirty I didn’t mean gross. I meant “colorful”
It is amazing the things people search for when there is total anonymity. The beauty and the shame of the internet.
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