1. See something really wasteful
2. Complain endlessly about it until no one wants to be near you
3. Continue whining on your blog where no one can really shut you up
4. Get 4 glorious minutes alone to create a thought…yes you are probably peeing at the time
5. Sketch the perfect design
6. Misplace perfect design
7. Create decent, but not perfect design
8. Choose and order the perfect material
9. Get notified that said perfect material is out of stock
10. Wait 3 months for restocking
11. Receive notice that perfect material has been discontinued
12. Pick new “perfect” material at 2x the price
13. Create pattern
14. Chase toddlers around for 45 minutes trying to retrieve pattern
15. Catch toddlers and retrieve pattern
16. Chase toddlers for measuring tape
17. Console toddlers for stealing “the magic lasso” and make amends by playing magic burrito for 45 minutes
18. Cut fabric incorrectly
19. Cut fabric correctly
20. Sew sample
21. Chase toddlers who are now wearing samples
22. Convince toddlers to play hide and seek
23. Cut a new sample minus jelly stains while said toddlers are hiding
24. Take 437 bad photos and 1 okay photo of sample
25. List sample…

Oh…eventually find toddlers.

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